sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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