So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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