The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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