She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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