im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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