Non-Jews are for practice
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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