Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen

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(336): View more from North Carolina

and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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(540): View more from Virginia

3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently

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and skipped dinner

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(601): View more from Mississippi

We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.

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(714): View more from California

I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

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