i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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