Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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