So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
