I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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