my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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