Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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