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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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