would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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