i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Randomize