dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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