I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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