Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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