So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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