i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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