Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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