How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
