forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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