i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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