I'm drive I can fine osifer
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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