If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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