Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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