you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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