East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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