There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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