Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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