I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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