yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We are two peas in an std pod
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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