Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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