I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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