i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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