Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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