ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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