talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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