im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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