Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My vagina is officially offended.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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