I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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