Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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