I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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