I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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