Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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