i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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