Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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