he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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