All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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