I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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