Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I believe in your delicious
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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