Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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