I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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