Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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