what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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